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Post by iheartspeedos on Nov 30, 2006 9:23:46 GMT
I stayed at a hotel in Seoul this week. Same old same old I thought when i checked in ... until I saw the loo. O.M.G. Not only was there a heater in the seat but it gently sprayed warm water at your bum when you were finished. Whoever did the research for where the spray was supposed to go (what a rubbish job that must have been) got it spot on as well, if you catch my drift  I must have lost a kilo in 24hrs as I couldn't get enough of it. I also now have the cleanest crinkly crater in colchester I am ordering one right now, for the living room. |
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Post by schedboy on Nov 30, 2006 9:26:51 GMT
BeeeeDaaaaayTasssttttic !!!!!!!!
Put me down for one to!!
You should add a comment to the "Most exotic thing you wiped you bum with" thread.
TT - total class !!! ;D
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Post by chris on Nov 30, 2006 9:27:21 GMT
Please feel free to add this contribution to the "most exotic items used to wipe ring thread".
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Post by schedboy on Nov 30, 2006 9:29:34 GMT
Too slooooooow......  |
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Post by chris on Nov 30, 2006 9:31:13 GMT
Too slooooooow...... Unfortunately the information you provided was technically incorrect, so I had to do the normal job of cleaning up after you. Right, bend over, I need to wipe your bum. |
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Post by schedboy on Nov 30, 2006 9:32:11 GMT
Too slooooooow...... Unfortunately the information you provided was technically incorrect, so I had to do the normal job of cleaning up after you. Right, bend over, I need to wipe your bum. Could you do my chin first pls... I'm seem to have started dribbling - Thanks! |
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Post by sneakyg5 on Nov 30, 2006 9:34:04 GMT
I stayed at a hotel in Seoul this week. Same old same old I thought when i checked in ... until I saw the loo. O.M.G. Not only was there a heater in the seat but it gently sprayed warm water at your bum when you were finished. Whoever did the research for where the spray was supposed to go (what a rubbish job that must have been) got it spot on as well, if you catch my drift I must have lost a kilo in 24hrs as I couldn't get enough of it. I also now have the cleanest crinkly crater in colchester I am ordering one right now, for the living room. Thats all very well, but how much of it was made of carbon? |
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Post by schedboy on Nov 30, 2006 9:38:03 GMT
I stayed at a hotel in Seoul this week. Same old same old I thought when i checked in ... until I saw the loo. O.M.G. Not only was there a heater in the seat but it gently sprayed warm water at your bum when you were finished. Whoever did the research for where the spray was supposed to go (what a rubbish job that must have been) got it spot on as well, if you catch my drift I must have lost a kilo in 24hrs as I couldn't get enough of it. I also now have the cleanest crinkly crater in colchester I am ordering one right now, for the living room. Thats all very well, but how much of it was made of carbon? Carbon or no, you get into a greaaaat aero-position on one of those babies!!!! |
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Post by icklenick on Nov 30, 2006 9:55:45 GMT
There was one of those in a hotel in Japan I stayed in, very "stimulating" ;D It was like going to the bog on the Starship Enterprise  |
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Post by robert on Nov 30, 2006 10:05:52 GMT
Unfortunately the information you provided was technically incorrect, so I had to do the normal job of cleaning up after you. Right, bend over, I need to wipe your bum. Could you do my chin first pls... I'm seem to have started dribbling - Thanks! Get a room, you two! |
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