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Post by chris on Nov 29, 2006 11:17:53 GMT
Wouldn't want to soil TriTalk with this sort of nonsense, but I know that toilet talk threads are always well recieved, such as "whats your longest sh1t" and so on.
So - combat poo. Anyone like to 'fess up about about curling one out on somewhere wholly inappropriate, without the proper wiping equipment?
I once had to have an emergency dump in the corner of a car park
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Post by scottg on Nov 29, 2006 11:18:46 GMT
So the title of this thread and thought speedo boy was back
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Post by etruscantim on Nov 29, 2006 11:21:17 GMT
Grass - obviously, who hasn't?
I had to do the wally-walk from one loo to another as a kid if the loo paper in one had run out.
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Post by dre on Nov 29, 2006 11:22:36 GMT
a sock, and then thrown the sock away obviously
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Post by schedboy on Nov 29, 2006 11:24:18 GMT
Grass - obviously, who hasn't? Was that like doggy style - ya know dragging ya bum along the grass?? I paint a great picture don't you think??? ;D I had to do the wally-walk from one loo to another as a kid if the loo paper in one had run out. I find the 1-hand cheek spread is invaluable in such a situation! |
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Post by chris on Nov 29, 2006 11:26:04 GMT
I had a discussion the other day with a mate who was certain that defecating himself was a normal thing. I pointed out that I'd not soiled my underwear for about 20 years or so, and he said that he manages to do it a couple of times a year.
We don't talk that much any more.
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Post by robert on Nov 29, 2006 11:30:47 GMT
PSML - one of the best threads that weren't Phwoar, Word assoc or Picture assoc
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Post by ray on Nov 29, 2006 11:30:56 GMT
set of boxer shorts...then put them back in to thebguy's draw at the bottom
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Post by schedboy on Nov 29, 2006 11:32:37 GMT
A rag an some white spirit usually..... oh, NOT my wedding ring!   |
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Post by robert on Nov 29, 2006 11:32:44 GMT
Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Post by etruscantim on Nov 29, 2006 11:37:49 GMT
I have used the cardboard bit at the end of the loo roll, does that count as "exotic"?
Wedding ring WTF?
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Post by schedboy on Nov 29, 2006 11:42:54 GMT
I have used the cardboard bit at the end of the loo roll, does that count as "exotic"? Wedding ring WTF? Didn't realise the post was about wiping ones "ring piece", but rather a ring one would wear on ones finger. |
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Post by robert on Nov 29, 2006 11:44:06 GMT
Yeah yeah - we all know your alcohol rubbing antics, you sado masochist!
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Post by jc on Nov 29, 2006 11:44:19 GMT
a sock, and then thrown the sock away obviously Me too - The wife clocked my sockless feet and remembered I had departed avec socks. I had to 'fess up. Narrowly avoided wiping with nettles on a dark night once! JC |
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Post by schedboy on Nov 29, 2006 11:45:09 GMT
Yeah yeah - we all know your alcohol rubbing antics, you sado masochist! ka-smittttttttEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by robert on Nov 29, 2006 11:46:22 GMT
Bar steward!
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Post by ray on Nov 29, 2006 11:46:58 GMT
once rub'd deep heat in to my bolocks for a bet...and i got the money
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Post by jc on Nov 29, 2006 12:02:29 GMT
once rub'd deep heat in to my bolocks for a bet...and i got the money Not you ring tho is it? |
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Post by chris on Nov 29, 2006 13:19:41 GMT
once rub'd deep heat in to my bolocks for a bet...and i got the money Not you ring tho is it? Could be a ring experience by proxy |
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