Fell in a bush

[schedboy]

...yesterday morning whilst running in that storm.
Had been slogging against a very very nasty side wind for around a mile, t'was so bad I had to 'lean' into it to stop myself being blown off the path into the road.

A little further down the road I came to a stand of trees and bushes, which gave instant relief from said sidewind, but with the unfortunate consequence of my "leaning" causing me topple straight into the bloody bushes!!!

Luckily:

a) The weather was so horrible noone was there to witness it!
b) The bushes were dense & springy enough to support of weight!

[robert]

And hre was me thinking this was going to be a rude joke about you getting lucky last night!

[schedboy]

Do you mind!!
I'm a happily married man I'll have you know! ;D

[simplebits]

Reminds me of that keep the countryside tidy advert that's on tv at the moment.
;D

[badger]

I thought of the great line from Singin' in the Rain: "I can't make love to a bush!!!"

[schedboy]

badger said:

I thought of the great line from Singin' in the Rain: "I can't make love to a bush!!!"

Unless in was Kate Bush - in her younger days!!!!
mmmmmm Bush........... ;D ;D

[badger]

schedboy said:

mmmmmm Bush...........

Gavin Rossdale flashback? ;D